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Post by [Hea]ther[/sky] on Apr 1, 2008 12:02:30 GMT -5
THE POOPY SEEDS
Finally, something's been discovered that can end all sickness and unhappiness.
We are pleased to unveil the new herb sensation, titled the poopy plant for its remarkable resemblance to feces.
DESCRIPTION/APPEARANCE (See picture above for a reference)
The poopy plant can usually be described as short and squat to the ground, with a bud and flower (called the seeds) that are round, bulgy, and dark brown. They are squishy to the touch, and they stink, rather resembling fecal matter. The roots contain a smelly brown liquid that will have the same effect as the bud, flower, and leaves. The effect will be described below. The leaves are broad and flat, and slightly fuzzy.
USAGE
This remarkable plant is usable for, well, anything! It can cure any disease or illness, mend broken bones, even heal a broken heart. If thrown at an enemy, it will explode upon contact, showering them with brown stinky sludge. It doesn't attract anything, not even mold or flies, and if you have the stomach for it, the fumes will clear out the nasal passages if inhaled. A queen can feed it to her kits, because it makes strong bones. If a cat is weak or out of breath, it'll solve that instantly. The poopy plant has it all.
HOW TO FIND
This plant is not rare at all. It has suddenly become abundant, due to an unknown climate shift, and can be found popping up everywhere. Even inside the dens! It has no basis for where to live, so it can survive anywhere. It doesn't seem to require anything to live, not even air, which is highly convenient if a medicine cat needs to store it while it's still alive.
WHAT TO DO
Medicine cats, throw away all your other herbs, here comes the poopy seed. There is no need for anything else, since this plant has been discovered. It's a new craze, and Heathersky has already tossed out the old and brought in the new. Because of its many uses and incredible abundance, no longer is there a use in foraging for herbs that only sometimes work. The poopy seed has it all!
Questions, comments, etc. are welcomed. Please do not PM me, but post on this board.
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